tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post114564837673954412..comments2023-10-22T03:07:32.340-05:00Comments on Pulp Friction: Karen Zipdrivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10394557801356007952noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145831067226625312006-04-23T17:24:00.000-05:002006-04-23T17:24:00.000-05:00Very nice Karen! Thank you. I'd forgotten about yo...Very nice Karen! Thank you. I'd forgotten about your world-famous salmon pate and how fabulous it is! The granola bars were a nice touch (after a week of cheese, she'll need some fiber), and the sweater was very thoughtful. I'm sure the generosity of it all would cause Babs to fall to her knees and weep silently, while thanking her God that people care, they really, really do care, afterall.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16827647966300842160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145807862486722882006-04-23T10:57:00.000-05:002006-04-23T10:57:00.000-05:00Penny, let's change the ending from "After fifteen...Penny, let's change the ending from "After fifteen hours on a bus, after being made to change flat tires twice with her own hands, she arrives in Houston where local residents have gathered and wish her well..."<BR/><BR/>to<BR/><BR/>After 20 hours on a bus filled with 75 water-logged, jonesing crack addicts from the 9th Ward, she arrrives in San Antonio where she's greeted by Karen Zipdrive, a local volunteer.<BR/>"Good morning Mrs. Bush," Karen said. "Would you care for some salmon pate?* Or how about these lovely granola bars?**<BR/>"I even brought you a sweater to wear!"***<BR/><BR/>*Fancy Feast<BR/>**spiked with angel dust<BR/>*** knitted from cat hairKaren Zipdrivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10394557801356007952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145791917393140542006-04-23T06:31:00.000-05:002006-04-23T06:31:00.000-05:00Babs Bush should have to relive the same week over...Babs Bush should have to relive the same week over and over like in Groundhog Day but her's would be set in New Orleans. After living in a closed attic for a week, surviving on the cheese left in mousetraps and a half-empty bottle of Thunderbird, she's finally rescued by helicopter but her big ass breaks the basket raising her up and she falls down into the chemical sludge water that leaves her hair a permanent shade of green that can be seen from space, like the Great Wall of China. Finally rescued, and waiting for a bus at the Superdome, to her shock and horror, the only dry clothing offered to her are cheap, ill-fitting Nancy Reagan throw-aways, that pinch and are painful to wear, with every breath. Her MRE's (meals ready to eat) were stored for years without knowing there was a small hole in them, the only fresh water available for her to wash up is in a toilet bowl, and her constant fear is being robbed, beaten and raped by guys who would really rather have their dicks hacked off than touch her. After fifteen hours on a bus, after being made to change flat tires twice with her own hands, she arrives in Houston where local residents have gathered and wish her well, "Buh bye. Come back when you can't stay as long." <BR/>[Reset, repeat endlessly, for all time]Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16827647966300842160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145745565806204112006-04-22T17:39:00.000-05:002006-04-22T17:39:00.000-05:00It didn't take me long to figure out that this gan...It didn't take me long to figure out that this gang leaks things to draw attention away from and/or cover up other leaks they've let "slip out." Their whole game is disinformation, to provide cover while they ransack the treasury to provide for themselves while all of us other dumbfucks who fell for it all end up living in soup lines for the rest of our lives. <BR/><BR/>If there is a God he'll visit their sins on seven generations, in both directions, future and past.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16827647966300842160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145701767179983352006-04-22T05:29:00.000-05:002006-04-22T05:29:00.000-05:00They won't touch Princess Condi for anything. The ...They won't touch Princess Condi for anything. The prosecutor doesn't even want to talk to her.<BR/>Of course she's probably a leaker- the whole admministration seems to be.Karen Zipdrivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10394557801356007952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145680966906143312006-04-21T23:42:00.000-05:002006-04-21T23:42:00.000-05:00It's amazing isn't it Dusty? They're all getting c...It's amazing isn't it Dusty? They're all getting caught doing something wrong these days. <BR/><BR/>Oh well, Condi will survive. She can always go back to work for Chevron after they rename that supertanker after her. Hell, the captain might even let her honk the horn when he pulls in the bay to fill up. <BR/><BR/>If all else fails, she could probably find work doing what she learned as a child: tuning pianos with her teeth.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16827647966300842160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145673821100887222006-04-21T21:43:00.000-05:002006-04-21T21:43:00.000-05:00Hey..did you see the breaking news about Condi??? ...Hey..did you see the breaking news about Condi??? Its over at truthout.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145658975546608892006-04-21T17:36:00.000-05:002006-04-21T17:36:00.000-05:00I love Arianna so much, just for that article alon...I love Arianna so much, just for that article alone, I'd bear her surrogate children!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16827647966300842160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145657909249628662006-04-21T17:18:00.000-05:002006-04-21T17:18:00.000-05:00I loved that musical ditty..as for HuffPo, its a g...I loved that musical ditty..<BR/><BR/>as for HuffPo, its a good read and addresses everything that is wrong with just a hint of sarcasm. The Shrub is a mental midget and really believes the American public is going to buy into this shit doesn't he? The new boss is the same as the old boss and to say the Shrub's domestic policies are on track is total bullshit..so nothing is going to change..just the faces we have to look at..<BR/><BR/>great..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3207551.post-1145650877269768932006-04-21T15:21:00.000-05:002006-04-21T15:21:00.000-05:00Another beautiful little musical tribute from Huff...Another beautiful little musical tribute from Huffington Post:<BR/>http://decider.cf.huffingtonpost.com/<BR/><BR/>...give it time to load.Karen Zipdrivehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10394557801356007952noreply@blogger.com