Friday, January 26, 2007

Anne Heche & Husband Divorcing

After nearly five years and a son named Homer, crazy demi-lesbian Anne Heche and her husband Coley Laffoon (who stepped on my foot at an Ellen DeGeneres concert) are divorcing.
She's now schtupping her "Men in Trees" co-star, actor James Tupper.
Of the divorce, Heche said in her native language Celestia, "Ooma pooma poohbah boombah."

1 comment:

nobody's fool said...

Why can't she just go away? She's about as significant as Cato Kalin. And just as annoying.