Saturday, January 27, 2007

Before He Cheats

Okay, I'll admit I'm out of it in terms of American Idol, country music and so on.
But last night I heard the most hilarious white trash country song from someone named Carrie Underwood.
Get a load of the lyrics:

From the album "Some Hearts"

Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky... right now,
he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karioke...
Right now, she's probably saying, "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Oh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Oh... before he cheats...

3 comments:

BigSis said...

I was relieved to learn that Oklahoma and not Texas, produced this NASCAR darling. The dark roots and babies aren't too far away for Ms. Carrie.

Lulu Maude said...

Gosh. That's beautiful. I have tears in my eyes.

Love hurts so much more in the country.

Karen Zipdrive said...

One more reason I am Oklahomophobic.