Monday, July 06, 2009
The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin
Gosh darn it, those media bitches and bastards still won't leave me alone.
It wasn't enuff that I refused to be a lame DUCK and refused to let the Great STATE of Alaska keep paying for all those gosh damn ethic investigations, no, I guess the stupid biased media wants to shoot me and eat me.
And that gosh damn bitch Shannyn Moore blogger from Homer of all places is gonna get her sorry ass sued for deflamation of my characature!!!!! Yeah I told my lawyers Hell Yes sue her and take her to the cleaners for all that bitch did for me.
I tweeted my readers to hang in their, because as you know they want me to be more than the Vee Pee, they want me to be the P!!!!!!!!
Even those traders at Fox News are saying horribel things about me so I told my lawyers to sue them too!!!!!!!!!!!
And forget the bloggers and by forget i mean don;t forget because I'm gonna sue all of them too!!!!!!
Their are laws to protect people from all this free speech and I intent to persecute them to the fullest extinct of the law.
And that horribel Dave Letterman started alot of this crapioca by calling my daughters sluts who screw that beaner a-Rod. He will loose his career over this because many of my fans are telling me that they didnt watch him before but now hes boycotted until the RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
So anyways, Todd and me plan to slay salmon until this blows over in the media and beleive me I can use the brake because i am soooooo tired of having to defend THE AMERICAN WAY with the socialist media.
I am soooooo tired of being crucifexed by the Godless media who only seem to like Obama and the terrorists whom he pals around with.
But I'll be back and when I do, let the lawsuits and vengence BEGIN!!!!
When the going gets tuff, we ALASKANS get going. Fishing I mean. And I'll be back, tanned rested and ready to rumbel!!!!!!!!!!!!Labels: More of Palin's Secret Diary
Anna Deavere Smith: Horrible Ham
I had the pleasure of watching all the episodes of "Nurse Jackie" on my sister's giant TV over the weekend when I was in Austin.
I adored the show, I love Edie Falco, and the whole cast is fantastic on this show, except for the eternally awful Anna Deavere Smith.
What a fucking hambone.
Regular readers may recall my run-in with Smith during Ann Richards's wake.
There Big Sis and I were at Shultz's Beer Garden, dining with my idol Lily Tomlin, her partner Jane Wagner and that snippy cow Anna Deavere Smith, whom I didn't know from Adam at the time.
Trying to be sociable, I ask her what she did. She sniffed, "I'm an ACTOR." I asked if I'd ever seen her in anything and she looked down her nose and said, "The West Wing?"
"Nope, sorry," I replied.
She was livid.
I didn't care.
I turned my attention back to Jane, whom I loved on sight. We were cracking each other up, so I told her I'd give her $12 for her e-mail address.
Anna Deavere Nicole Smith butted in and said, "DO NOT GIVE HER YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS."
I was fuming, and I never did get Jane's addy.
Anyway, I didn't recognize her at first on Nurse Jackie until I mentioned to my sister and her partner that she was the one actor on the show who was too slapstick and hammy for the rest of the understated cast.
They looked at each other funny, so I refocused on the screen and said, "Oh no, it's that fucking cow from Ann Richards's wake!"
I couldn't recall her name, but I did remember that arrogant puss of hers.
She may be a helluva stage actress, but that emoting to the rafters shit does not work well on television, especially on HD.
I hope they kill her off on Nurse Jackie tout de suite.
Send her ass back to off-off Broadway and let her thrill those audiences.
And keep her out of Texas, please. She's been doing some stage acting in Austin and this state is not big enough for the both of us.
Fuckin' overacting cow.Labels: Anna Deavere Smith Yeecch
The Major Thorn in Sarah Palin's Side
You have to love Shannyn Moore, a blogger from Homer Alaska who's been sticking it to Sarah Palin for years.
Now Palin's lawyers are threatening to sue her for reporting that "rumors persist about Palin."
Today, Shannyn Moore stood before reporters and television cameras in front of the governor's Anchorage office and read a prepared statement.
On the Fourth of July, when Americans everywhere were celebrating our most sacred national holiday with parades and barbeques, Governor Sarah Palin was busy having me, Shannyn Moore, declared an Enemy of the State.
In a rambling quasi-legal letter, the most powerful person in this state accused me of defaming her for pointing out the fact that there have been rumors, -rumors- of corruption, rumors that have been around for years.
When Sarah Palin gave her three-weeks notice to the people of Alaska, aborting her term as Governor, a lot of people wondered why she quit. Mid-level managers turn-in their notice, not elected public officials. It didn't make sense. It still doesn't. People have been trying to guess why she really quit, and everyone in Alaska has been playing the guessing game. They're rumors. There are a lot of rumors. And with all the corruption we've had here in Alaska, of course we wonder what's really behind her resignation.
Governors don't just quit. But Governor Palin did.
The governor's massive overreaction -on the Fourth of July no less- should make any reasonable person wonder what's wrong with her. The Lady protests way too much. Eventually we'll all find out why she really walked off the job.
Sarah Palin is a coward and a bully. What kind of politician attacks an ordinary American on the Fourth of July for speaking her mind? What's wrong with her? The First Amendment was designed to protect people like me from the likes of people like her. Our American Revolution got rid of kings. And queens, too. Am I jacked-up? You betcha.
Sarah Palin, if you have a problem with me, then sue me. Shannyn Moore will not be muzzled!Labels: Go Get Her Shannyn
Saturday, July 04, 2009
You Can See A Scandal From the Back Porch
This is the house Todd Palin said he built with his own hands, "with the help of some contractor buddies" whom the Palins refused to name.
The wood, the windows and other materials used in building the home match materials used in building the $12 million sports complex that then-Wasilla Mayor Sarah Palin insisted the tiny hamlet needed.
I believe Palin arranged to get a free house built by the same crew she awarded the sports complex contract to.
There's your crime, there's your scandal, and there's the end of her political career. Just watch and see.Labels: The Palin's Shady Wasilla Home
Friday, July 03, 2009
Sarah Palin Abruptly Resigns
Hear Me Now and Believe Me Later:
Something is very fishy here.
Theories?Labels: Palin Suddenly Resigns
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