If you're ever in a bar making sucker bets, here's one you can win for sure.
Though we all call them a driver's license, in reality it's called a "driver license."
So go out and make that bet, and make it a big one.
You're welcome.
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Oh, Hardy Har Har
We get it.
They dress up this weirdo like a drag queen, trowel on the make-up, hammer on the platinum hair helmet and then tell her to flash the most demonic face she can make.
But, damn it, people all over the world are seeing these same creepy photos and they must think the whole nation has gone bat shit crazy.
Isn't there anyone in charge at Camp Newt who can pull her aside and tell her to knock off the lunatic hijinx?
It's embarrassing.
We get it.
They dress up this weirdo like a drag queen, trowel on the make-up, hammer on the platinum hair helmet and then tell her to flash the most demonic face she can make.
But, damn it, people all over the world are seeing these same creepy photos and they must think the whole nation has gone bat shit crazy.
Isn't there anyone in charge at Camp Newt who can pull her aside and tell her to knock off the lunatic hijinx?
It's embarrassing.
A Few Things to Ponder
Do you think the Palin daughters were embarrassed once their mother started speaking to the media extemporaneously and divulged a huge chasm of ignorance about history, geography, economics and so on?
Or do you think the daughters are even stupider than Sarah Palin and didn't realize they can't actually see Russia from their back porch?
Do you think any of the daughters know anything whatsoever about Paul Revere?
I think that Todd Palin is probably dumb, and I know Sarah Palin is gypsy/grifter smart but not the least bit intellectual.
I think when they started breeding Trip and Trap and Truck and Willblo and Peeper and Brisket, their weak genetics mashed together to form super sub-par progeny.
I just can't see any of them ever saying, "I'll take Quantum Physics for $2,000 Alex."
I just can't believe how mediocre politicians have gotten. To think this simpleton, Narcissistic woman still has the power to act coy with the media tells us how low our standards have slipped.
And to think that the GOP's presidential hopefuls are Ron Gabby Hayes Paul, Frothy Santorum, Mitt$ Romney and that horrible bastard Newt Retread Gingrich.
I'm not saying Obama has been the best president in American history; I'm just saying when compared to the batch of fetid slop GOP has served up, Obama may as well be named Abraham Roosevelt.
Do you think the Palin daughters were embarrassed once their mother started speaking to the media extemporaneously and divulged a huge chasm of ignorance about history, geography, economics and so on?
Or do you think the daughters are even stupider than Sarah Palin and didn't realize they can't actually see Russia from their back porch?
Do you think any of the daughters know anything whatsoever about Paul Revere?
I think that Todd Palin is probably dumb, and I know Sarah Palin is gypsy/grifter smart but not the least bit intellectual.
I think when they started breeding Trip and Trap and Truck and Willblo and Peeper and Brisket, their weak genetics mashed together to form super sub-par progeny.
I just can't see any of them ever saying, "I'll take Quantum Physics for $2,000 Alex."
I just can't believe how mediocre politicians have gotten. To think this simpleton, Narcissistic woman still has the power to act coy with the media tells us how low our standards have slipped.
And to think that the GOP's presidential hopefuls are Ron Gabby Hayes Paul, Frothy Santorum, Mitt$ Romney and that horrible bastard Newt Retread Gingrich.
I'm not saying Obama has been the best president in American history; I'm just saying when compared to the batch of fetid slop GOP has served up, Obama may as well be named Abraham Roosevelt.
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Swiss Bank Accounts and Some Dough in the Caymans. A Fine American.
This GOP primary is making me miss McCain and Palin.
They've got two crooks, a geezerly quack and Frothy Santorum--what a winning mix.
Somewhere in Kenya, an Obama cousin has been using Muslim juju to conjure up this batch of goons in the GOP mix.
Those little bitches Newt and Mitts have shred each other so much by now, Obama's new campaign slogan is, "At least I'm not them."
I watched three minutes of the last debate.
The Republican I was watching it with had to change channels after three minutes because she was getting nauseous.
I'd rather watch old episodes of The Jersey Shore. At least they're comparatively likable and authentic...and they don't strap their dogs to the tops of their cars-- I mean, if any of them had dogs or cars.
I haven't blogged much about the GOP slate because it's way too easy to lampoon them. They are so ridiculous, making fun of them would seem redundant.
If you had to vote for one of them, who would it be?
This GOP primary is making me miss McCain and Palin.
They've got two crooks, a geezerly quack and Frothy Santorum--what a winning mix.
Somewhere in Kenya, an Obama cousin has been using Muslim juju to conjure up this batch of goons in the GOP mix.
Those little bitches Newt and Mitts have shred each other so much by now, Obama's new campaign slogan is, "At least I'm not them."
I watched three minutes of the last debate.
The Republican I was watching it with had to change channels after three minutes because she was getting nauseous.
I'd rather watch old episodes of The Jersey Shore. At least they're comparatively likable and authentic...and they don't strap their dogs to the tops of their cars-- I mean, if any of them had dogs or cars.
I haven't blogged much about the GOP slate because it's way too easy to lampoon them. They are so ridiculous, making fun of them would seem redundant.
If you had to vote for one of them, who would it be?
I'd Have the Same Facial Expression
My God, what is wrong with Calypso's face?
Doesn't anyone on team Newton have the courage to tell her to cut that out?
Can't they see she's pretending to be waxen and crazy-eyed just to mess up Newt's chances of becoming the next GOP president?
I mean, the man is so charismatic, especially for a rapid cycling undiagnosed & untreated bi-polar!
Just listening to his quick fire stream of ideas and those peppery arrows aimed toward Mitt Romney and I think, "RISING STAR!"
I'd really hate to see wife #3 louse it up for him.
I wish Nancy Reagan, old Barbara and Laura Bush would call her and give her some first lady beauty tips.
My God, what is wrong with Calypso's face?
Doesn't anyone on team Newton have the courage to tell her to cut that out?
Can't they see she's pretending to be waxen and crazy-eyed just to mess up Newt's chances of becoming the next GOP president?
I mean, the man is so charismatic, especially for a rapid cycling undiagnosed & untreated bi-polar!
Just listening to his quick fire stream of ideas and those peppery arrows aimed toward Mitt Romney and I think, "RISING STAR!"
I'd really hate to see wife #3 louse it up for him.
I wish Nancy Reagan, old Barbara and Laura Bush would call her and give her some first lady beauty tips.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Christmas With a Parisian Jew
What better way for a lapsed Christian left-wing liberal lesbian to spend Christmas than with a Parisian Socialist Jew?
We met online about 12 years ago and met in person last year in Paris at the Ritz Hemingway bar. What an auspicious place to meet!
Because Hanukkah is hitting in two days and I'm picking her up at the airport tonight, we'll be doing the thing with the menorah, candles and the Baruch Hanukkah Schmonikka prayers. I like the idea of it, but she'll also be celebrating Christmas with me and my family.
If I don't post again, may all your holidays be sweet, and like Edith Piaf said, have no regrets.
xox
KZ
What better way for a lapsed Christian left-wing liberal lesbian to spend Christmas than with a Parisian Socialist Jew?
We met online about 12 years ago and met in person last year in Paris at the Ritz Hemingway bar. What an auspicious place to meet!
Because Hanukkah is hitting in two days and I'm picking her up at the airport tonight, we'll be doing the thing with the menorah, candles and the Baruch Hanukkah Schmonikka prayers. I like the idea of it, but she'll also be celebrating Christmas with me and my family.
If I don't post again, may all your holidays be sweet, and like Edith Piaf said, have no regrets.
xox
KZ
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Saturday, October 01, 2011
That's More Like It, Obama
I've been very critical of the president for his apparent lack of enthusiasm in creating equal opportunities and the same freedom for gay American taxpayers as straight American taxpayers are able to take for granted.
I was interested in hearing the speech he made to Washington D.C. Human Rights Campaign members at their annual gala. My expectations were low, but I am pleased to say his speech set the right tone and contained enough substance to make me reconsider my assessment of his stance on gay rights.
Watch this and tell me what you thought of it.
Thanks.
I've been very critical of the president for his apparent lack of enthusiasm in creating equal opportunities and the same freedom for gay American taxpayers as straight American taxpayers are able to take for granted.
I was interested in hearing the speech he made to Washington D.C. Human Rights Campaign members at their annual gala. My expectations were low, but I am pleased to say his speech set the right tone and contained enough substance to make me reconsider my assessment of his stance on gay rights.
Watch this and tell me what you thought of it.
Thanks.
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