Oh! Now I Remember...
Silly me, I must've forgotten during a haze of banana daquiris and Methadone.
See, I gave my eggs to Anna Nicole so she could have my baby Dannilynne.
I am the baby's Mama and I need that $400 million so I can take proper care of her.
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No doubt you'll need a sitter while you go off to your big-ass editor job.
I charge $5K an hour. Call me.
The whole thing is a freakin' circus. Of course, knowing Anna Nicole, she probably planned it this way.
Throw in a case of Mountain Dew, and you've got yourself a deal.
Throw in a case of Mountain Dew, and you've got yourself a deal.
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