Monday, February 19, 2007

Oh! Now I Remember...

Silly me, I must've forgotten during a haze of banana daquiris and Methadone.
See, I gave my eggs to Anna Nicole so she could have my baby Dannilynne.
I am the baby's Mama and I need that $400 million so I can take proper care of her.

7 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

No doubt you'll need a sitter while you go off to your big-ass editor job.

I charge $5K an hour. Call me.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'll only pay $4K an hour, but it includes all the Methadone and Moon Pies you can handle.

Chari said...

The whole thing is a freakin' circus. Of course, knowing Anna Nicole, she probably planned it this way.

BigSis said...

Hey, is that 1/2 dozen eggs you borrowed from me several years ago? You can keep Dannilynne, since she means so much to you. But give my $400million immediately.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Several years ago? Those eggs were donated to Michael Jackson! You are his baby mama!

Lulu Maude said...

Throw in a case of Mountain Dew, and you've got yourself a deal.

Lulu Maude said...

Throw in a case of Mountain Dew, and you've got yourself a deal.