Friday, July 08, 2011

Why Michelle Bachmann Will Never in a Million Years Become President

7 comments:

Fran said...

You know he makes me feel, miiiiigggghhhttty real! I mean, is he born to be alive or what?

Just seeing him unleashes a torrent of the kinds of songs I used to hear and dance with in clubs I frequented a long, long, long time ago.

Matty Boy said...

How is he?

He's Super! Thanks for asking!

Iain said...

"Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said young man..."

Of all the things her God reveals to her, yet he didn't mention this...

nonnie9999 said...

matty, he's not super, he's ♫faaaaaabuloussss♪!!!!

there's a reason why all of the 23 foster kids were teenage girls. botox batshit bachmann knew that she couldn't trust ol' marcus around young boys. he makes liberace look butch.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I knew this post would draw some funny comments!
I love the way he talks like Carson Kressley from Queer Eye--sort of lispy and breathless.
And they had 5 kids together?
Hello--calling the compensation doctors!

bigsis said...

His counseling includes "curing" gays. I'm betting he's one horny old queen after one of his curing sessions talking to gay men about gay behavior. Could explain how he managed to get her pregnant 5 times.

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Republican CreepFest Homecoming Queen!