Friday, March 09, 2012

The GOP Primary Comedy Tour

One thing you can say about the GOP primary, the slate of candidates have managed to make each other look as insane and smarmy as any Democratic strategist could have done.
I maintain that the GOP intentionally fielded this slate of zealots, creeps and losers so Obama could win a second term.
Why? Because the budget, though improved a respectable amount, is still fucked up and the Republicans want to wait until the Democratic incumbent restores it so they can come in four years later to loot and plunder it once again.
Why else would the GOP permit the likes of Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul to enter the race?
Does anyone reading this sincerely believe that the presumptive winner Mitts Romney was truly the best candidate they could field?
Seriously, the GOP thinks the Bain Capital guy who belongs to a religious cult and has secret bank accounts in the Cayman Islands and Switzerland is the creme de la creme?
All Barack Obama has to do to sail to victory is to play excerpts from the 1,001 GOP debates and let the voters review The Creep Show for themselves.
This all would be hilarious if only the truth was not so ugly and frightening.
To think that a slimy, corpulent reptile like Newt Gingrich was even allowed to enter the primaries after his reprehensible political history shows us that the party of All American Family Values is anything but that.
How embarrassing it must be to be a Republican these days.
You'd think after foisting off Bush and Dick on the American public for eight years, they'd want to restore a semblance of respectability by running a credible primary.
Tell me in the comments, if you had to vote for anyone who was in this GOP primary, who would you choose? No fair saying nobody, you have to select one.
Good luck.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I realize that asking who you'd choose if you had to pick one is redundant because I asked it in an earlier post, but we're further along in the process and your views may have changed.
If I had to pick one I'd say Jon Huntsman because he seemed less noxious than the others.
But he's still got all those pairs of magic underwear in his baggage, so who can say what goes on in his mind?

bigsis said...

Not acceptable. Choosing Huntsman is a cop out because he's not in the race anymore. You have to choose someone who is still actually running.

As long as the voting system isn't rigged, which is highly possible, any one of these bozos would lose to Omama. I can't stand hearing or seeing any of them but in particular Newt and Frothy make me very sick. So I guess I'd pick Romney IF I HAD TO.

bigsis said...

Hold on. Before you make a decision be sure to consider that Santorum said Newt would make a good VP running mate and Newt just said that Rick Perry would be a good VP running mate.

Excuse me, I have to go puke my guts out now.

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Great graphic!

As someone who was asked to leave a meeting of the TAR (Teen Age Republicans)for asking too many questions, in 1963, there's no going back and voting for any of these clowns. What a sad, sad field.

However, I have to say that this is the case more often than not. I get very frustrated with the wimpitude of Democrats, but I have to say that Republicans as a group are clueless... a quality that never goes away.