I've Got An Idea
Maybe "confirmed bachelor" Ken Mehlman, the swishy head of the Republican National Committee, should investigate chicken hawk pedophile GOP Rep. Mark Foley and his blatantly sexual e-mail and Instant Messaging with teenaged male pages.
Or maybe Karl Rove, the son of a gay man, has the kind of credentials to launch a sensitive but penetrating probe into the scandal.
Too bad Scottie McClellan got sacked as the White House Press Secretary. With his experience cruising gay bars in Austin and San Antonio, I'm sure he could get to the bottom of Foley's adventures.
I'm just sorry firebrand attorney and right-hand man of Joseph McCarthy Roy Cohn died of AIDS in 1986. He'd be the perfect lawyer for Foley and the GOP legislators who helped him cover up his dirty little hobby.