Polyps
Bush was said to have had five polyps removed from his rectum during his colonoscopy over the weekend.
The polyps had names: Dick, Condi, Rove, Alberto and Scooter.
Now if the doctors could only remove his head from his ass, we might have something.
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Naw... as Gertrude Stein once said (of Oakland, and I say it of Dubya), there is no there there.
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George W Bush is a polyp. After his colonoscopy it was reported that he "played with his dog and rode his bicycle" to which Jay Leno replied, "...what is he, 12 years old?"
Twelve-year-olds are far brighter. He's more like an 8-year-old.
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