Wednesday, November 08, 2006

More on Speaker of the House Pelosi


Rumsfeld is out.
We took the Senate.

Now, friends, hear me now and believe me later:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was likely the one who forced Bush to fire Rumsfeld today.
Here's how I think the conversation went on Tuesday night:

"Bush? It's Nancy."
"Hey, Fancy Nanc-"
"Shut the fuck up George, and listen for a change."
"Wha- little lady, you better watch your to-"
"I said shut the fuck up. Now here's the deal, you coke head, dry-drunk, useless fuck-up---
tomorrow you're gonna fire Rummy, and that's just for starters."
"Now wait. Who the Hel-"
"I said shut up. See, Georgie, here's the way it is.
"I am Speaker of the House now. I decide whether we investigate treason, war crimes and the rest of the shit you've pulled. You know you and Dick are guilty, and now you know Americans hate you both.
"So hear this, pinhead: The chain of succession is: president, vice president, then speaker of the house. If I want you and Dick out, I can do that, capische?"
"Cap-what?"
"I said shut up."
"Yes, ma'am."
"And tomorrow you're gonna go on TV and say your fired Rumsfeld, right?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And you aren't the fucking decider anymore, you got that?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Uhhh, Nancy?"
"What?"
"You remind me of my Mommie."
"Fuck you, George."

7 comments:

Mike said...

wow - i think every candidate/issue i voted for won...
this is a first...

while i am thrilled beyond belief - i am still suprised - i didn't realize the disapproval went this deep...people have woken up

i had to stop by cause i knew there would be a celebration here...

then, the icing on the cake, rummy - whose next?

Lulu Maude said...

Nice. Of course, he went out and found somebody as awful as Rummy, I'm sure.

The problem still starts at the top.

Talk about window dressing. Dubya's the ultimate interior decorator.

Shelley said...

*snarf* Great post. I can only pray that Pelosi is that good.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Mike asked who's next.
Easy.
That closeted faggot Ken Mehlman is next.

As for the new Sec. of Defense, this jerk was up to his neck in Iran Contra when he was at the CIA earlier.
He's currently president of Texas A&M University, where their ROTC corps is famous for dressing like and acting like Nazi stormtroopers.
He's a dick, of course.
Who else would Bush pick?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Pelosi is that good.
Trust me on this.

BigSis said...

Just heard Maureen Dowd sum things up neatly on Meet the Press:

Its like when the Moonies take your kid and eventually you have to send someone in to grab them up and deprogram them to get them home. Baker is that deprogrammer sent in by Daddy Bush.

As for Nancy Pelotas, Maureen said she's now asking the Bush crowd, "Who's your Mommie?" I think Nancy will take care of business in her Armani power suit and do it with style and grace.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Pelotas???
HAHAHAHAHA