Saturday, November 04, 2006

Rev. Ted Haggard

He didn't have gay sex, he just hired the same gay male hooker to give him body massages in hotels during a three year span.
And he didn't use the methamphetamine he bought from the gay male hooker on numerous occasions, he just bought it out of curiosity, a curiosity that was strong enough to keep buying it, but never strong enough to try it.

Fill in the blank:

Ted Haggard is _____________________.

8 comments:

The Educated Eclectic said...

...typical of his ilk.

...just another closeted homophobe.

...another reason to get the church out of the goddamn state, once and for all.

Shelley said...

bisexual?

in.dog.neato said...

lying his ass off...

Trish said...

Oh come on, he's just a pawn used by the Democrats to take the heat off John Kerry! Poor guy, don't you feel sorry for him?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Ted Haggard is: yet another closet cocksucker who has been caught in the faggiest faux religious political party in history.

If the GOP gets any gayer,they may have to hold their next convention in San Francisco just to have enough gay male hookers to service the crowd.

Trish said...

The Republican party lately reminds me of an experience I had in college. I was dating outside my race, and I lived in this duplex next to this 55-year-old queen who spent his days spying on the neighbors. Nathan Lane's character in Bird Cage was macho compared to this guy. He complained to the landlord about me bringing "inappropriate people" into the apartment complex because he was afraid my boyfriend would steal his antiques. Focusing on the stereotypes of another group and takes the focus off of yourself.

BigSis said...

Zip,
Who is this Trish person and can you maker her go away please? She takes too long to say too little.

CLD said...

Love your big sis, Karen. :)

To finish your sentence:

... a top.

Heh.