Are They Kiddin'?

I am so sick of looking at Beto Gonzales's pig nose, goofy mouth and beady eyes. I'm glad they opted to subpoena his lying ass. Next they need to get Karl Rove and that battle axe Harriet Myers on the stand under oath. I say put it on prime time and let the people vote, like on American Idol. I'd spend 50 cents a call to vote those creeps guilty.

So, Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannilynn. Big shock. Anyone who watched Anna Nicole's reality show even once could tell you that Howard may have wanted to bone Anna, but she wasn't into him. I thought her assistant Kimmie got more ass off Anna Nicole than Howard ever dreamed of getting. He's just a schmuck ambulance chaser and prescription drug enabler. If he didn't have a deal with Entertainment Tonight or some tabloid rag, he'd be selling cut-rate lawsuits on basic cable at 3 a.m.

Jackie may be hot for Rebecca on Bravo's Work Out, but I think Rebecca's pulling an Anne Heche on her.
With a zillion hot lesbians in L.A., it's crazy that Jackie's trying to make one out of Rebecca. Jackie needs to give it a rest and lay off the help. It's a formula for disaster. And that dude Jesse needs to get a grip. He's a gay man- what does he care about Jackie humping Rebecca at the sushi joint? Even Peeler is being cool about it, and he's a straight Oklahoma asshole. And don't get me started on Tiffany showing up in the middle of the edamame course. Jackie better not say she hates drama. She IS drama.

I need to stop reading the news and watching TV. All these other peoples' bullshit is starting to take the place of the bullshit I know I'm capable of creating on my own. I need to get busy!