Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Tinky Winky Sez: "Adios MoFo"

"The Reverend" Jerry Falwell is dead.
He's the one who claimed cartoonish children's character Tinky Winky was gay, because he's lavender and carries a purse.
He also was the lead crackpot in launching America's anti gay movement.
He blamed 9-11 on queers, in fact.
Now he's dead.
Am I glad he's dead?
Well, I suppose I should be the bigger person and say something conciliatory.
But that's not the way he played it in life, and it's not the way I'll play it just because he's dead.
As I see it, one hate mongering clown who hid in Jesus's skirts while he preached hatred and intolerance is finally silenced. Just goes to show you, time wounds all heels.

Good luck on judgment day, you fat, evil bastard. I hope you wore something scratchy and woolen.


MJ said...

May he rest in eternal turmoil.

Chari said...

It's definitely going to be a rude awakening -- a true "come to Jesus" moment. Heh.

lazydog said...

Yeah. What they said.

Lulu Maude said...

How come the Lord called him home before the 2008 election?? He was supposed to stay here and warn us that the fuss about global warming was Satan's distraction n stuff.

p.s. How come you aren't helping to interpret Laura Bush's latest comments on Not Smoking?? She needs you!

OK, OK.. I know you can't be everywhere, but still...

in.dog.neato said...

if i get to the great hereafter and this fucktard's there...i'm walking out.