It was so hot today, the coolest I could get my office was 82 degrees, and that was with air conditioning and a fan.
I finally left my office and went to the coolest part of the house, the living room.
I laid on the couch and realized my back hurt. So I went outside, got the mail and used the L.L. Bean catalog I found in my mailbox as a heating pad. Seriously.
Any politician who persists in saying there is no global warming needs to be wrapped in a woolen blanket and thrown onto my crispy front lawn.
