HAHAHAHA!
Those of you outside Texas may think of Texas Governor Rick Perry as the clown who said Texas may reserve its right to secede from the nation because of Obama's bail-out plan.
We in Texas think of him instead as the closeted gay butch bottom who was rumored to have been caught by his wife Anita in bed with a dude.
Now, get this--Republican Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison is running against Gay Rick for Governor.
Hutchison, whose huge balls would likely make Perry's anal sphincter twitch in appreciation, has been caught in a website mini scandal.
Seems her webmaster included search terms about Perry which included two or three "Rick Perry Gay" references.
Way to Go, Kaybee!
Is it wrong to out a closeted gay man?
Not when it's a man in power who consistently speaks and acts out against gay marriage and other civil rights.
Nope, Gay Rick has damaged gay rights because he's a self-loathing, closeted prick who puts his psychological fuckeduppedness ahead of all others.
I'm no fan of Kay Bailey, but getting her out of the U.S. Senate and putting her in the governor's chair while putting Rick the Prick out to pasture is not the worst thing that could happen to Texas.
Not to mention the fact that Kay Bailey with her hackles up and Rick the Shrill Bitch Queen clawing at each others' faces will make fantastic political comedy.
Are you listening, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews?
Anyway, Google users, here are some great new search terms:
Gay Rick Perry
Is Rick Perry Gay?
Governor Perry is so gay!
Queen Rick Perry
Rick Homo Perry
Rick Perry caught in bed with male
Perry Loves Cock
Gay Texans for Perry
Perry the Fairy
Perry a hairdresser?
Perry a Total Hairdresser
