Ruh ro, looks like Big Dick had his very own little 8-year CIA program going in the shadows of the Bush administration.
What?
How could he hide that from Congress and President Bush? Because he's the devil, that's how.
In related news, Attorney General Eric Holder says he is "leaning toward investigating" torture and other Bush era felonies.
On the bright side, if Cheney was convicted and sent to prison, I doubt anyone would rape him. Who'd want to rape Satan?
