LeBron James decided to play basketball for the Miami Heat.
They hate his traitor guts in his home town of Cleveland now, and the Cavalier's owner issued a screed that all but told James to go fuck himself.
The Miami Heat?
Isn't there a curse on that team?
I think LeBron James decided on Miami because he thinks Kim Kardashian might give him a little.
But there is one bright spot to this horrible news. At least he didn't go to the Lakers.
