Friday, July 09, 2010

My First Semi-Annual Sports Post



LeBron James decided to play basketball for the Miami Heat.
They hate his traitor guts in his home town of Cleveland now, and the Cavalier's owner issued a screed that all but told James to go fuck himself.
The Miami Heat?
Isn't there a curse on that team?
I think LeBron James decided on Miami because he thinks Kim Kardashian might give him a little.
But there is one bright spot to this horrible news. At least he didn't go to the Lakers.

13 comments:

Distributorcap said...

forget traitor
what an ego maniac.....

and asshole
i know he donated to charity - but you know what - donate and keep your mouth shut....

i hope the Heat win zero games

Karen Zipdrive said...

I almost like a lot of the Eastern Conference teams but I hate the Heat because that fat tub o' goo Shaq O'Neal used to play for them.
The Heat is like a Goodwill store for used francise players.

Abu Scooter said...

Yeah, good luck to the Heat. It'll be interesting to see how many games they can win with three players on the floor.

Naw, check that. Normally, I'd say LeBron James doesn't owe the Cavaliers his loyalty. I'm certainly fine with Chris Bosh moving over; he owed the Raptors nothing. But g*d dammit, Toronto didn't change their uniforms or colors or floor just to suit Bosh. That's exactly what the Cavs did for James -- and this is how he repays them? To hell with him!

nonnie9999 said...

i'm not a basketball fan at all, and i can't for the life of me understand why anyone is pissed off or why anyone was sitting on the edge of his seat waiting for him to decide who will pay him millions of dollars. i think the hoopla that surrounded this story was pretty disgusting. it's not like this guy is going to cure cancer. he throws a ball into a fucking basket!

dguzman said...

I want to know how many fucking idiots tuned in to watch his "special" wherein he made this "announcement." Funny how someone like, oh I don't know, Nelson Mandela didn't do a one-hour show when he was freed from prison. And I haven't seen any one-hour specials with Desmond Tutu telling us how the world should be.

And yet ESPN let this moron have an hour of TV time to tell Cleveland and his home state to go fuck themselves?

No wonder I don't watch sports anymore.

Sue said...

You know that fat tub o goo wants to play for the Spurs the next two years and rumor has it they are interested. :o

Distributorcap said...

cleveland did a 29 rating for this fiasco - that is super bowl ratings

miami did a 15 rating

bigsis said...

Shaq won't go where he plays second fiddle to anyone. I thought the Spurs wanted to briing in Tiago Splitter and re-sign Bonner.

Keeping his big mouth flapping keeps Shaq in the news, and so does his show "Shaq Vs"

Sue said...

I'm just the messenger of what is being reported on espn. If Shaq won't play second fiddle, he sure did a great imitation of it in Cleveland with The King leading the orchestra.

Karen Zipdrive said...

If Shaq comes to San Antonio, he'll come off the bench. He's old and slow and his only remaining upside is his huge, paint-hogging girth.
He's from San Antonio and I think he wants to retire here, so I suppose it's as good a team as any for his game to completely peter out.
I hear he's allegedly very generous and community minded, so I say let the fat tub o' goo retire here and improve things for San Antonio youth.

bigsis said...

It could be worse. Austin would trade you Shaq for Jesse James.

South Austin Viceroy said...

I would rather send Jessie James to Houston - he could easily find a nice tatted skank on Telephone Road.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Jesse James would be better off in Vidor or Beaumont. Plenty of his type there.