Gosh darn it, those media bitches and bastards still won't leave me alone.
It wasn't enuff that I refused to be a lame DUCK and refused to let the Great STATE of Alaska keep paying for all those gosh damn ethic investigations, no, I guess the stupid biased media wants to shoot me and eat me.
And that gosh damn bitch Shannyn Moore blogger from Homer of all places is gonna get her sorry ass sued for deflamation of my characature!!!!! Yeah I told my lawyers Hell Yes sue her and take her to the cleaners for all that bitch did for me.
I tweeted my readers to hang in their, because as you know they want me to be more than the Vee Pee, they want me to be the P!!!!!!!!
Even those traders at Fox News are saying horribel things about me so I told my lawyers to sue them too!!!!!!!!!!!
And forget the bloggers and by forget i mean don;t forget because I'm gonna sue all of them too!!!!!!
Their are laws to protect people from all this free speech and I intent to persecute them to the fullest extinct of the law.
And that horribel Dave Letterman started alot of this crapioca by calling my daughters sluts who screw that beaner a-Rod. He will loose his career over this because many of my fans are telling me that they didnt watch him before but now hes boycotted until the RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
So anyways, Todd and me plan to slay salmon until this blows over in the media and beleive me I can use the brake because i am soooooo tired of having to defend THE AMERICAN WAY with the socialist media.
I am soooooo tired of being crucifexed by the Godless media who only seem to like Obama and the terrorists whom he pals around with.
But I'll be back and when I do, let the lawsuits and vengence BEGIN!!!!
When the going gets tuff, we ALASKANS get going. Fishing I mean. And I'll be back, tanned rested and ready to rumbel!!!!!!!!!!!!
