Monday, July 06, 2009

The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin

Gosh darn it, those media bitches and bastards still won't leave me alone.
It wasn't enuff that I refused to be a lame DUCK and refused to let the Great STATE of Alaska keep paying for all those gosh damn ethic investigations, no, I guess the stupid biased media wants to shoot me and eat me.
And that gosh damn bitch Shannyn Moore blogger from Homer of all places is gonna get her sorry ass sued for deflamation of my characature!!!!! Yeah I told my lawyers Hell Yes sue her and take her to the cleaners for all that bitch did for me.
I tweeted my readers to hang in their, because as you know they want me to be more than the Vee Pee, they want me to be the P!!!!!!!!
Even those traders at Fox News are saying horribel things about me so I told my lawyers to sue them too!!!!!!!!!!!
And forget the bloggers and by forget i mean don;t forget because I'm gonna sue all of them too!!!!!!
Their are laws to protect people from all this free speech and I intent to persecute them to the fullest extinct of the law.
And that horribel Dave Letterman started alot of this crapioca by calling my daughters sluts who screw that beaner a-Rod. He will loose his career over this because many of my fans are telling me that they didnt watch him before but now hes boycotted until the RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
So anyways, Todd and me plan to slay salmon until this blows over in the media and beleive me I can use the brake because i am soooooo tired of having to defend THE AMERICAN WAY with the socialist media.
I am soooooo tired of being crucifexed by the Godless media who only seem to like Obama and the terrorists whom he pals around with.
But I'll be back and when I do, let the lawsuits and vengence BEGIN!!!!
When the going gets tuff, we ALASKANS get going. Fishing I mean. And I'll be back, tanned rested and ready to rumbel!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dusty said...

Your the best at this KZ!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That's one scary photo.

nonnie9999 said...

i don't care if it's mean, but i would love for her to fall flat on her face on national tv and look like that when she gets back up.

FranIAm said...

Gone fishin' indeed. Oh yea, real big fish.

They stink!

So does Sarah.

And what a lovely photo of her!

Distributorcap said...

i can not stop laughing....... and you know, that picture of her is quite flattering

i hope you dont know any process servers

Fran said...

What next? She shows up @ Michael Jackson's funeral singing "We are the World', and asking for legal defense contributions???

He seems to have written a song just for her.....

Beat it!

bigsis said...

Out of office she'll be about as powerful as Joe the Faux Plumber.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She was hit with yet another ethics complaint today. It's about charging per dium for the 45 minute drive from Wasilla to her Anchorage office.

dguzman said...


And wow, that pic: She looks like Amy Winehouse. Well done!

okjimm said...

Pretty damn awesome,if you ask me! Wowsers!

themom said...

Love the pic. I would imagine she has been having a tryst with Joe the Plumber...but then again, that is only a RUMOR!!

JimBob said...

kz, nobody writes like you do!

love the pic!

HelenWheels said...

Hilarious!!! You nailed it.

Anonymous said...

First,fox is the best news media.Second,for the democrats look at how you elected he made the country doubled or even tripled what we owed to other nations.Third,he is the most irresponsible president we ever had.Example, he shot missiles at Libia and a few days later took a vacation with the conflict as strong as ever.Because of his lack of responsibility civilians die over there in massive numbers every day.Also congrats on alecting a marxist president.