What more can be said about 7x convicted felon Ted Stevens besides "thanks for the extra Democratic Senate seat, you fuckin' Republican fuck!"
As for Douche #2, get a load of this:
-First Joe the Plumber said he was an actual plumber who wanted to buy a quarter million dollar plumbing business on a $40k salary. Huh? Shouldn't he invest in some decent furniture before he springs for an expensive new plumbing business?
-Then he bitched about Obama raising his taxes when it turns out he's in arrears on his taxes. How can your taxes be raised when you don't pay them to begin with?
-Then he said he wanted to run for Congress.
-Then he said he wanted to write his autobiography.
-Then he said Obama as president "would mean death to Israel." Honestly, does this guy look like he'd know shit about Israel, much less care?
-NOW he's hired a publicist in order to launch his new career as a...
-Country music recording artist!!!
Are all Republicans suddenly insane, or have they always been, only not so obvious about it?
These two Republicans are a couple of real shitlicks.
Just when McCain and Palin damn near had the market cornered on GOP douchebaggery, they get upstaged by a has-been and a never was?
I am so happy I've never dabbled in being a Republican. By now it has to be an embarrassment of gigantic proportions.
Today during one of my elevator polls, a young woman said she'd just voted, for McCain. She actually looked down at the floor as if she was ashamed of herself. Good. She should have been ashamed, the dumb fuck.
As for Joe and Ted, I hope that hundreds more seek their 15 minutes of fame between now and Nov. 4.
When Republican grandiosity meets mediocrity, hilarity ensues!
