1. Blow Flavor Flav
2. Clean up David Hasselhoff's puke
3. Provide Amy Winehouse with oral pleasure
4. Pull Larry the Cable Guy's finger
5. Let Joe Lieberman get to third base
6. Eat this for Thanksgiving dinner
7. Trim Toby Keith's dirty toenails
8. Kiss Glenn Beck's tears dry
9. Have a menage a trois with Levi's Johnston and Jon's Gosslein
10. Turn straight for Mr. Chaz Bono
