Friday, April 20, 2007

My Imitation of Alberto Gonzales Testifying

"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I cannot recall that."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I cannot recall that."
"I do not recall."
"I do not recall."
"I cannot recall that."
"I do not recall."

3 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

For the record, Beto cited his faulty recall a whopping total of 71 times.

Lulu Maude said...

Isn't that ever so much nicer than taking the Fifth Amendment?

I'm developing a crush on Patrick Leahy.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd like to kiss Leahy right on the lips.