Friday, November 30, 2007

Are You Fuckin' Kidding Me?



"KHARTOUM, Sudan (Nov. 30) - Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy bear "Muhammad..."

Can you believe this bullshit?
I'm all for religious freedom, but this Islamic rule about not depicting the Big Mu in cartoons or drawings or naming teddy bears after "him" is nuts.
What kind of religious prophet would dictate that a dowdy, middleaged school teacher from the UK should be put to death because she let her students name their teddy after this spook?
Why are we at war with people this back-assward?
Had that idiot Bush spent a quarter of the money he's pissed away in Iraq looking for alternative oil resources, we could have told the entire Middle East to blow it out their crazy Islamic asses.
Oh, Oh! But what about Israel, you say?
Bush would still have had enough dough left over to donate a missile system positioned every 10 feet of Israel's borders.
One of the craziest Islamic nations is Saudi Arabia. Their rules and laws rival that of the Sudan. And guess what?
They own Bush.

5 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

As you can see, Teddy Muhammad has had his left arm blown off by the Islamic militia, the furry little blasphemer.

bigsis said...

Its way too late for anyone to get another country to treat their own citizens with decency. And the whole religion thing over there has never been within our power to change.

How about if we just raise some hell over here and start demanding that our own US citizens are treated with respect and equality and maybe hope to some day lead by example instead of pretending to be a mighty force.

C'mon Gen-Xers, its your turn to get mad as hell and not take it anymore.

Distributorcap said...

i better change the name of my cat from Buddha

karenzipdrive said...

I don't think the Buddhists are that touchy. I mean, they certainly have no problems with depicting their main man.
Bush pledged he wouldn't be into nation bulding when he first ran for office.
America's own infrastructure is crumbling- I really don't give a shit about new schools being built in Iraq. The Iraqis hate our guts and want us to stop occupying their rathole country--we should honor their request.
Looks like Saddam was the only bastard crazy enough to handle that bunch of angry, zealous Islamofreaks.

Karen Zipdrive said...

One more thing...
If these nutcases are so touchy about Muhammad, why do they name so many of their males after him?
Here in Texas we have a shitload of guys named Jesus, but you don't see us hunting down people who want to name their teddy bears JC.