Monday, November 19, 2007

Things I Do Not Want for Christmas

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1. Everyone loves gummi candy but I draw the line at gummi haggis.
2. While 3-D camo might be a hunter's dream, I prefer to hunt naked.
3. I prefer to do my pole dancing in clubs, not at home.

5 comments:

dguzman said...

Wow.

I may need to steal this idea, but I can't even imagine where you got these horrible "gift" ideas. Blech.

bigsis said...

Hold on, I think I may like the Jesus band aids. Where would I get such a thing?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Archie McPhee.com has a lot of useless crap, including JC bandaids.

CLD said...

I'd rather wear day-glo orange when I hunt so none of those redneck bastards put a plug in my ass, thinking I'm a deer dressed like a bush. [note: I do not hunt and would only do so in the event of a catastrophe that wiped out all Publix grocery stores and all fine restaurants.]

karenzipdrive said...

I still wouldn't hunt.