Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself
My name is Mark Begich and I just beat convicted felon Ted Stevens in the Alaska Senate race.
But even better, I have successfully derailed Sarah Palin's plans to take Steven's seat and sneak into the U.S. Senate so she can jump start her presidential aspirations.
Now she's gotta bundle up and stay in her drab governor's office and pretend to work on boring Alaskan stuff like funding a pipe dream--uh, pipeline nobody can afford.
Gone will be the media attention, the adulation of thousands and the free designer threads.
Now she's back to being plain old Sarah. Whee!
I wish I could stay a bit longer to help you dry your tears, but I got a Senate hearing I have to get to. As in a U.S. Senate hearing.