Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Things I Do Not Want For Christmas










12 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Shit. Now I have to go return some stuff. I thought for sure that you'd love the Chia Obama.

nonnie9999 said...

oh good, i don't have to return that copy of going rogue that i got you.

Distributorcap said...

i have some used Laura Bush underwear for you

Karen Zipdrive said...

Nonnie thanks for reminding me!
D-Cap, I'm sure Laura's icky undies are no where near as gross as Babs the Impaler's saggy old drawers.

nonnie9999 said...

i can't believe you forgot, zippy! i thought for sure it would have been #1 on your shit parade, as it is now.

Iain said...

Was this easier to compile than your "Things I want" list KZ?

On an unhappy note, that "book" goes on sale here today. I wonder how many I can turn back-to-front in the bookstore?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Iain, forget that method. I prefer the "relocate books to an obscure section" technique. My local bookstore will suddenly find it's math section brimming with extra books.

Lulu Maude said...

How about a Talking Trout that reads Going Rogue aloud?

bigsis said...

uh oh

bigsis said...

Better be careful Zip, when you give gifts that YOU think people want, karma may come back to you with one of these fine gifts.

Distributorcap said...

here is some more stuff
http://brilliantatbreakfast.blogspot.com/2009/12/have-merry-republican-xmas.html

Rastamick61 said...

So I guess the Tickle Me Dick Cheney doll is a go then...