Thursday, September 02, 2010

Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars

This is a star?
And worse yet, Bristol announced that she plans to "dress modestly" on the show.
Without the scanty outfits, why watch?
They need to change the show's name from Dancing With the Stars to "Dancing With People You've Maybe Heard Of."
Special thanks to my friend Nonnie9999 of Hysterical Raisins for doing the Photoshopping. Go see her blog, she's brilliant.


nonnie9999 said...

thanks for the praise, zippy. did you know i was psychic? i just read at tv guide that bristol will be paired with mark ballas, and that's who's in the pic with her. she needs a prop like a guitar, because i'm sure that not only will she dress demurely, but her body will never be in contact with her partner's. it's called abstinence dancing.

Fran said...

It is Rome before the fall, I tell you. Bristol Palin and Mike "The Situation" from Jersey Shore will also be on. This is "reality" TV in what universe?

And that is some fine Photoshopping Nonnie!!

My verification word is "flopro." Bristol is a flop pro!

Jerry Melton said...

She dresses like those women from the busted Mormon cult from Texas. But I don.t trust a dame on stage with a strat since I saw Courtney slig one a hard a she could right into the audience.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Jerry, I had my good friend Nonnie9999 Photoshop that outfit on Bristol because she's such a fucking cornball.

Distributorcap said...

she did Levi, why would she do the hot dancers