Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars
This is a star?
And worse yet, Bristol announced that she plans to "dress modestly" on the show.
Without the scanty outfits, why watch?
They need to change the show's name from Dancing With the Stars to "Dancing With People You've Maybe Heard Of."
Special thanks to my friend Nonnie9999 of Hysterical Raisins for doing the Photoshopping. Go see her blog, she's brilliant.