It might be hard to believe, but I've never actually watched even one snippet of MTV's "The Jersey Shore."
But even a hermit who has no TV has heard of Snooki by now. She's the 4'11" drunken tramp who's in the cast of the show, and her antics have made her stand out ahead of the rest of the girls of the cast.
Now here's the thing I think is totally hilarious.
It seems the people who make Coach and Gucci handbags have been sending Snooki free bags to carry around. Coach is sending her Gucci bags and Gucci is sending her Coach bags. HAHAHAHA!
You know you're a slut when companies beg you to carry other company's products.
Priceless!
9 comments:
You'd think by now Snookie would have had some collagen injected into that thin upper lip.
Maybe it's not the style for Guido-ettes to have plum lips, who knows?
Wow, that IS hilarious! I've never seen the show, either, but I watch Leno on occasion and haven't been fortunate enough to miss her appearances.
A hermit with no TV? Are you talkin' to me? I don't see anybody else here. Are YOU talkin' to ME?
Actually, this hermit with no TV knows her nickname is Snooki, not Snookie. I think you are getting confused watching too much True Blood.
collagen isn't going to help. it will probably just get shoved up to the top of her head to make her bump-it even bigger. she's really a skank, yet capt underpants mccain thinks she's swell as a twitter buddy and a political pundit. maybe he's getting ready to dump cindy lou for a younger woman.
I can honestly say...no...am proud to say...I have no idea what, or who you are talking about.
Matty Boy, actually I was thinking of Lulu Maude, an old friend who also has no TV.
So it's Snooki? I stand corrected. Thank you.
It seems obvious whats going on here with the represses subconcience of lame TV viewers: her name rhymes with nookie!
I think her name should be Fishburn.
i swear snooki is bristol palin after a few lines and pounces with the situation
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