Thursday, March 16, 2006

These Boots Were Made for Dissin'

Kindly add 50 points to Jessica Simpson's approval ratings.
Seems she's in Washington, DC to lobby Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a charity that gives facially disfigured children overseas free plastic surgery.
The 50 points come from her refusal to meet with Bush and the other GOP criminals for a swanky fund-raiser tonight.
Simpson's flacks said she declined a request to appear at the fund-raiser of the National Republican Congressional Committee – even after she was offered some private face time with Bush – because Operation Smile is a non-partisan group, they said.
NRCC spokesman Carl Forti said he was surprised by her behavior.
"It's never been a problem for Bono," he said, referring to the U2 star who has met regularly with leaders of all political leanings to promote such causes as Third World debt relief. "I find it hard to believe she would pass up an opportunity to lobby the president on behalf of Operation Smile."
Jessica may think Chicken of the Sea is actually chicken, but she seems to know chickenshits when she sees them.

3 comments:

dusty said...

It's hard to say why Jessica refused to meet w/the Shrub..afterall her IQ is on the level of a snails..perhaps her handlers told her it wasn't a good idea..but I am glad she told him to kiss off.I am sure they missed her and her tata's at the fundraiser...surely they wouldn't of asked her to speak..perish the thought.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She may just be smart enough to know that HER base thinks Bush is an asshole.
Given the chance to meet Bush in person, I'd pass too.

dusty said...

Actually I would love to ask that dipshit why,how, and who the hell he thinks he is..but thats just moi.