Wednesday, March 22, 2006

You Think Your Mate is a Jerk?

I was perusing The Smoking and found this ludicrous marriage contract.
Check it out:


dusty said...

I couldn't get past the first page..I wanted to beat the living shit out of that guy..and my blood pressure is high enough today..

Karen Zipdrive said...

I had to read the whole thing- it was like driving past a train wreck and trying not to look.

BigSis said...

Hmmm, the classic s&m contract.

I was away from my office a few years ago and returned early to find my legal assistant in the dark typing away at my computer. She said she was working on a contract. I chased her out but not before reading her "contract."
One sentence said "...I shall worship my master's cock..." Need I say more?

So I'm thinking that Mr. Needledick of the aforementioned wife obedience contract was actually quite benevolent.

There's some weird mofo's out there.

p.s. pardon me if this comment is repeated. computer problems, sorry.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I am pretty tolerant of other people's sexual aberrations, but I have never understood S&M and never had one iota of curiosity about it.
In fact, the less I know about other people's kinks, the better.