Just a little needless junk rattling around in my head.
Gosh! Did he get them from the Easter Bunny?That would explain a lot of things.
No, they are a native Texas plant called "cojonicus giganticus," but the street name is the "colossal balls" plant.They are grown in recently cleared brush, they need a lot of manure and not much water to grow, and they attract poisonous snakes who like the lick the dew off them every morning.
OK, then, manure.That explains a lot, too.
And you have to run the jackelopes off because they'll eat those balls until they burst.
The jackalopes are all in Washington with that imbecile Bush.
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