Sunday, March 25, 2007

Where Bush Gets His Colossal Balls

That's right, they grow them right here in Texas.


Lulu Maude said...

Gosh! Did he get them from the Easter Bunny?

That would explain a lot of things.

Karen Zipdrive said...

No, they are a native Texas plant called "cojonicus giganticus," but the street name is the "colossal balls" plant.
They are grown in recently cleared brush, they need a lot of manure and not much water to grow, and they attract poisonous snakes who like the lick the dew off them every morning.

Lulu Maude said...

OK, then, manure.

That explains a lot, too.

BigSis said...

And you have to run the jackelopes off because they'll eat those balls until they burst.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The jackalopes are all in Washington with that imbecile Bush.