Saturday, September 08, 2007

And furthermore, Fred Thompson you Saggy Old Fart...

Put your slippers on and pop another Viagra. Baby Mama needs some hoeing in her pussy garden.


Anonymous said...

Reagan at least had his hair and looks going for him. This guy's teeth look like croutons. The U.S. may be okay with stupid greedy, mean spirited Presidents, but we can't abide a bald, ugly, wrinkled up of crouton-toothed President.

karenzipdrive said...

Yeah, Reagan was a pretty boy compared to this bejowled, cancerous old mastadon.
Plus I don't think Republican women are gonna dig envisioning this old fart banging his trophy wife--not to mention having a bunch of toddlers wiping their boogers on the Lincoln bedspread.
I don't recall seeing his "crouton teeth." All he ever did on Law & Order was pontificate, then look down like he was about to belch.
And you're right about the bald thing- the last president we had that was a bald-o was war hero Eisenhower, and the one before him was John Quincy Adams!
America can abide crooks, dimwits and bastards, but we don't do bald.

Distributorcap said...

can you imagine what fred's slippers must smell like

i dont want to

karenzipdrive said...

I think they smell like urine, sweat and old man spooge.