Saturday, September 08, 2007
A Replacement for the Red Pick-Up
By now, we all know Fred Thompson used a leased red pick-up truck as a prop to get himself elected to the Senate. He got rid of it once he was elected and returned to the All-American, down-home comfort of a stretch limo.
Now that he's a little longer in the tooth and running for president, might I suggest this new form of campaign transportation more befitting a man of his age? And please note the extra large storage space for his medications, adult diapers and colostomy bag.