Saturday, February 21, 2009

Hip-Hop Republicans, Riiiight?

Newly elected Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele plans an "off the hook" public relations offensive to attract younger voters, especially blacks and Hispanics, by applying the party’s principles to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings."

The RNC’s first black chairman said he will surprise everyone when updating the party’s image using the Internet and advertisements on radio, television and in print, he told The Washington Times.

I love it.
When I think Republicans, the words "off the hook" and "hip-hop" do not come to mind.
In fact, the words "modern" or "innovative" don't come to mind, either.

I realize the GOP thought electing a Black committee chairman was a great way to keep up with the Obamas, but they must be spitting up their single malts hearing this idiot announce his plans to hip-hopitize the honkies.

Between Steele and known lunatic Alan Keyes, the GOP's version of Black Americans is downright hilarious.
I hope they do manage to attract more Black Republicans to their these guys:


Dusty said...

After watching Keyes diatribe against Obama and then Steele's pronouncement..I am at a loss for words.

These guys can't be serious. Couple of mental midgets.

HelenWheels said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa! The GOP will always be the uncool kid in the class. ANd not the nerd - those are eventually successful. More like the annoying stupid kid, the bully, the one that always blames other kids for everthing, the one with a runny nose and can't dance.

"hip-hopitize the honkies." LOL!!!!

I am now fully convinced that both Michael Steele and Alan Keyes are batshit insane.

nonnie9999 said...

michael steele, alan keyes, and ken blackwell are imbeciles. the funny thing is that, the more they try to appeal to african-americans, the more they piss off the bigots in the party. i think they will lose more people than they gain.

Distributorcap said...

none of this will ever come to fruition --- steele is keyes with better speech and a few more brain cells..

the southern racists - who are just about the only thing left in this party will never go for this

Karen Zipdrive said...

Not to worry, Steele is the quintessential token negro.
He may talk big but he do what his massahs tells him to do.

bigsis said...

When I think of the R's the word "Internet" doesn't come to my mind. I read that McCain's daughter is trying to convince the party that the internet is the way of the future.

HelenWheels said...

bigsis, the GOP hates the internets tubes because Al Gore invented them.