Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Tired Old Dick

Dick Cheney rose from the crypt to deliver a doomsday message:
If Obama continues along the path of not being an aggressive bully toward our enemies, we're going to be attacked again.
Dick, Dick, Dick.
Aren't you tired of trying to scare the shit out of people with gibberish like this?
Did you forget that 9/11 happened on Bush's watch because the Saudi-led terrorists knew they could raise hell and Bush wouldn't dare retaliate and defy his bosses who live in the Saudi Palace?
Dick, you presided over the worst president in the worst era of "leadership" in American history.
Do you really think anyone is still listening to your fat mouth?
Fuck you, Dick.
No, really, fuck you.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dick was right before. Wasn't he?

Oh shit, no he wasn't. He was wrong about EVERYTHING!

Karen Zipdrive said...

What I resent the most is that GOP losers like Dick are doing all this doomsday forecasting just in case another attack occurs, so they can line up and say I told ya so.
At a time when our nation needs to join together and support the president more than ever before, public criticism and fear tactics like this are bordering on treason.
It takes a real asshole to ignore his own major mistakes by trying to foist the consequences of them off on a far more qualified successor.

okjimm said...

"Fuck you, Dick.
No, really, fuck you"

Gees, it almost sounds like a song....

"I said fuck you, Dickie,
......well, Fuck you, Dickie
Its so nice to have you back where you belong
Your'e lookin shitty, Dickie
.......i can tell, Dickie..."

Well.... it's a start. Maybe if we can get Louie Armstrong to sing it... or maybe it just needs a little more work.

nonnie9999 said...

deadeye dick keeps pushing the bullshit that chimpy and he kept us safe for 8 years after a terrorist attack, and that is probably because of their torture tactics. what he never seems to fit into the conversation is that clinton kept us safe for 8 years after a terror attack without gitmo or torture or invading another country.

the only thing that scares me is that i don't put it past deadeye dick, poppy bush, and their henchmen making sure that there is another terrorist attack within this country. they have the means and they know the people who can pull it off.

bigsis said...

What worries me is that they want to be right and publicly vindicated so badly, I'm sure they wouldn't hesitate to get someone to blow something up. They're all tight with Bin Ladin's family (and probably Bin himself), not to mention holding hands with other terrorists in the middle east.

I truly think the bastards already have something planned.

Lulu Maude said...

I am just finishing Angler: the Cheney Vice Presidency by Barton Gellman. What an amazing book. Poor old Chimpy never had a chance. He didn't have the faintest idea what was hitting him.

Thank God he isn't impersonating a vice president while doing end runs around everyone any more.

It would take one hell of a prosecutor to ever bring him to justice, though. And given Fitzgerald's ham handed treatment of Blago's case, I don't think he could be the man to do the job.

Lisa said...

I'm sure the Dick is planning to have a shadow gov't through the entire Obama Administration.

The media needs to take the spotlight off him.

Distributorcap said...

you say go home dick
i say drop dead dick