Monday, October 26, 2009

Gullible Fat Bastard.

Ha! Someone fed Rush Limbaugh a line of crap about Obama's alleged anti-government college thesis and the fat, dopey bastard ran with it.
Then once it was immediately debunked, he said, "Well, it sure sounds like something he'd write."
So basically, Limbaugh reported on a phony story, was immediately caught and still refused to accept responsibility and apologize for going off half-cocked.
I guess it's a lot like someone writing that Limbaugh is a secret member of NAMBLA and insisting, after being caught lying, that Limbaugh seems like the type of guy who'd seek out little boys for sex.
He also seems like the type who'd fly to some tropical pervert destination with a suitcase filed with Viagra so he could screw underage kids. Oh wait, that was true.
He also seems like the type who'd gobble down 200 or more Oxycontin a day, while sending his maid out to get more scrips that he doctor-shopped for. Oops, that's true, too.
I just love that the far right's hero is this dope addled clown with a big mouth and unusually depraved sexual appetites.
He is the de fatso leader of the GOP.
He is the GOP.


Jess Wundrun said...

I saw the Today Show interview with Limpo and mostly thought 'man is that guy gigged on the scrips again'.

Shouldn't be too much longer before he gets herded back into rehab, cuz there is NO WAY that guy is currently clean and sober.

(The drugs have already rendered him deaf and impotent - which on second thought perfectly describes the entire republican party. But I do wonder what further drug use will do?)

Lulu Maude said...

What fun! I read somewhere that Rush's show is offered to radio stations for FREE, which is why it's the most broadly-cast show in the US.

You get what you pay for!

nonnie9999 said...

if anyone had done to fat bastard what fat bastard did in this case, he would be all over the place screaming about how he's a victim of a scandalous conspiracy against him.

okjimm said...

Wowsers! Ya know, I read that twice and, gees, I get this feeling you really don't like Rush!

I went to Rush's site... the assholes closing comment?

" So we stand by the fabricated quote because we know Obama thinks it anyway. That's how it works in the media today."

I think FatBoy should run for Congress... he could use the exercise.

Sonia said...

" type who'd fly to some tropical pervert destination with a suitcase filed with Viagra so he could screw underage kids" are you serious ???
The French ministry of culture did that too, little boys in Thailand- he insisted his vendors (because we are talking about prostitution, like a trade)were 40 something : he must be the only man in the world to fly 15 hours to pay for sex with 40 YEARS OLD MEN in Thailand.
Oh he is a close freind of the Queen, err the president 's wife - this explaining his intouchable status.

Iain said...

No respect for anything, even his own sweaty,perverted, bloated, junkie bag of skin and bile.

Universe willing...

Montana said...

So Rusky does not fact check? Wow, what a surprised.

Oh, and when contronted that he was punked, he defended himself by saying "we stand by the fabricated quote because we know Obama thinks it anyway"

After so many years of mis-labeling and mis-characterizing others he gets smacked down by the NFL "Not For Limbaugh". Great job NFL.

Anonymous said...

"Do Not confuse me with the Facts"
Rash Limbo

Karen Zipdrive said...

Limbaugh is such a slob I didn't even try to do a credible job of Photoshopping his hog head.
It was so obnoxious to look at, I just smeared it around like warm, pink lard.

Distributorcap said...

i love it - deaf and impotent

which one of his three "beards" or rather wives ever saw his dick