Thursday, October 15, 2009

They Eat Their Own

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) got a bellyful of crazy at a recent town hall meeting in Greenville.
The unruly, unkempt mob questioned his Christianity, his masculinity, his party loyalty, and anything else they could shout at him.
The Republicans at first loved these town hall meeting rabble rousers, because they started off razzing just the Democrats.
But like trained attack dogs run amok, the rousers have a taste for mayhem now, and they're turning it on their Republican masters.
(insert chuckling here)
Yep, all this fomenting of hatred and fanning the stench of anger, intolerance and ignorance has made its way back to the guys who started it.
The teabaggers have created an Orwellian nightmare.
They've turned the American flag into a cum rag.
They've turned Christianity into fundamentalism just as radical as those Islamics who kill for Allah.
They deny climate change.
They deny human rights.
They think a fetus should be saved, but they embrace the death penalty.
They've never read the Constitution, but they are strict Constitutionalists.
Yep, the Republicans have groomed and given a voice to the worst America has to offer. They've supplied the catch phrases, the Magic Markers and the poster board. Alas, they have not provided spellcheck for the end product.


okjimm said...

Thanks for the heads up. It appears Repubs are cannibalistic and eat their own kind. I found a nice read

... can't wait to send it to some of the assholes who now flood my email with bullshit right wing spam.

A World Quite Mad said...

You know, you should never attempt to reason with crazy. It doesn't work. And Greenville, SC, that's not too far from where I grew up, which isn't too far from where they handle snakes as part of their Christian religious expression. And that is what Graham was dealing with. Not that I give a damn. He's a stupid SOB who voted against that rape amendment, and so if the angry mob had gang raped him, I'd call that irony. LOL

nonnie9999 said...

this is like training a dog for vicious fights and then the leash breaking. the dogs are loose, and i think it's hilarious that they're turning on the very people who cheered them on. i wish i could get close enough to lindseypoo to hang a porkchop around his neck.

but that isn't important. the most important thing in the entire country is that a balloon got loose, and a kid was hiding in his attic. maybe people who are dying because their insurance companies refused to pay for their care should go up in a runaway balloon so they can get hours and hours of attention on the fucking news.

Fran said...

Frankly I don't think that there is any question about Graham's (ahem) masculinity.

If he could just get in touch with that, maybe he would calm down!

bigsis said...

Hilarious Zip. I'll be giggling all night about this one.

Fran said...

Instant Karma!

okjimm said...

Ha! What Nonnie said...! Yup... the "Balloon is Loose" I think that is my new metaphor for bullshit news

Distributorcap said...

the repubs opened poandora's box when they made a deal with the devils (the pat robertsons and ralph reeds of the world) to get reagan elected

now that the genie is out of bottle, the ship has sailed and the barn door is open for the horses to get out

they have to reap what they have sown

the most uncliched guy around

HelenWheels said...

Wow, Lindsey got gay-bashed by his own party, eh?

They do eat their own.