Friday, October 02, 2009

More Palin Family Values?

Well, well, well. Look what's missing from Moosilla's finger.
A wedding ring.
That same wedding ring Todd offered her two decades ago, when she uttered those loving words, "You knocked me up, Todd."
Wow, before the ink was dry on her book advance, she shucked off the holy Jesus matrimonial ring, and Alaska bloggers have gone ape-shit with news of impending divorce.
And Todd just quit his job with British Petroleum.
Turns out Todd might be the Kevin Federline to Palin's Britney Spears.
I guess it's only a matter of time before Todd, Kevin & Jon Gosslein are spotted having a boy's night out.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You really hate her specials needs baby, don't you.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I pity that poor baby. Watching her carry him around like a sack of potatoes is disconcerting.

Matty Boy said...

I don't like speculating on couples breaking up, even ones I don't like.

It's very odd she isn't wearing the wedding ring, but it's a reported fact that Todd has quit his job in the oil business. I assumed he was thinking about the big check she/they will get from her book.

Right wing best sellers are just money laundering schemes, based on what non-right wing former speaker Jim Wright did. What he did was illegal. What those out of public office do is just sleazy.

You may be right about the marriage, but I think it's likely they will continue in a charade. She knows her popularity with the "family values" crowd won't survive a divorce.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Matty Boy, I think when a politician makes her bones by condemning those who fail to live up to her phony family values standards, she opens herself up to moral judgments from others.
P.S. Fuck her and the moose she rode in on!

Matty Boy said...

I looked some stuff up online. There have been "Where's the wedding ring?" questions since October 2008, so this isn't new.

I think they are both happy on the gravy train, unless one of them can't keep it in their pants, and it's a toss-up as to which one.

Distributorcap said...

have you seen kevin federlin lately? if todd starts to look like him she will surely be flying into levi's hands!

nonnie9999 said...

i think toddy quit his job to make time to either search for the best deal he can get in a divorce or to find a lawyer who can work out a deal so that he is very well compensated for remaining married to her while they both screw around behind the scenes.

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Dusty said...

Toddy is in good company if being a deadbeat is his newest goal.

Fran said...

What's worse--- what if they stay together & with all this free time, resume procreating- have MORE babies??

They have Bristol, Piper, Willow, Track & Trig....
maybe they will try to increase their brood & win a Guinness book of World records placement for most weird names for kids???

Upchuck, Roadkill, Quitter, Winky, Snow Machine..... the possibilities are endless.

Karen Zipdrive said...

More names:

Paintball, Mucktuck, Neiman, Moosestew, Neecon, Adidas, Tampong, Wetsocks, Limball, Dollarbill, Walruss, Pengie, Colder, Battry, Blinque.