Fish n' Chips, Anyone?

All this coverage about Prince Charles marrying his long-term concubine Camilla Parkher Balls has me in a UK state of mind.
All I really want is a plate of authentic fish n' chips, a few pints of ale and a buxom wench sitting across the table from me.
I'm going out to the Lion and Rose pub tonight with a wild-maned blonde.
No telling what we might do afterwards, but like the honeymoon of Charles and Camilla, it may not be pretty. Arrggh.