Mayan Ruins n' Beyond

You gotta love it.
Several Mayan priests plan to do a purification ritual on the Mayan ruins in Guatemala after Bush leaves. They want to remove the "evil spirits."
Clue: If a president goes on a "goodwill tour" to South and Central America and they need tens of thousands of troops and fake motorcades to protect him from being shot, there's not much goodwill to be had.
America's biggest contractor Halliburton is moving its headquarters from Houston to Dubai. May as well- that's the region where Dick's company is making most of its billions. Can you say "U.S. tax evasion"? How about "national security concerns"?
I figured it out. In order to be a Republican candidate for president in 2008, you have to have been married at least twice and cheated on at least one wife. Family values proponents apparently don't count infidelity, pedophilia or male prostitutes in their list of no no's.