Monday, August 13, 2007

Footwear for Rove

Now that Karl Rove's career is over, I suggest some new slippers. These are red-state plaid Castro slippers, made by Globe. They presumably are named for the gayest neighborhood in San Francisco. At only $39.99 a pair, they feature soft suede uppers in a moccasin style loafer, with a whipstitched moc style toe, side quilt-style stitching accents and a corduroy-textured heel panel. Soft fleece top lining and a gentle fabric lining, with a cushioned insole. Flexible, lightweight outsole with a grippy gum rubber sole, perfect for maintaining balance while being ass-pounded from behind.


Pursey Tuttweiler said...

I am ordering a pair of these slippers for myself and my one true love. They seem perfect for preparing long and involved dinners while standing on a hard tile floor, without sacrificing chic. I know they are named after a neighborhood, but I will tell my friends and family that they were named after Fidel, the dictator with the fabulous footwear.

Lulu Maude said...

You ought to collect a commission, Zippie... people are obviously influenced by your taste.

Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Why does everything have to be a pr0fit thing? I'm just asking.