Thursday, August 16, 2007


What's Pink, Black and Monsterous?

Hey, I like comfy shoes as much as the next dyke, but these disfigured clodhoppers by Circa defy the concept of ugly. For $59.99, you too can wear the equivalent of humpback whales on your dainty hooves. And if that's not enough, the pirate decor is sure to scare the crap out of even the sturdiest little children.
Hey! Jenna Bush is engaged! Can you say, "Honeymoon Shoes"?

7 comments:

Distributorcap said...

did Princess Sparklepony design those shoes?

Karen Zipdrive said...

How dare you! The Princess, who has the elan to wear acid green Hushpuppies would rather die than wear these bull dyke hideousities!

Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Hmmmmm.

Elayne said...

Oh dear. I actually LIKE them. There's no hope for my fashion sense, is there?

Lulu Maude said...

Ah, Zippie--you've really found your milieu.

Lulu Maude said...

p.s. Those are probably for people with congestive heart failure and NO circulation.

Karen Zipdrive said...

These remind me of my massaging slippers. They feel good as long as I don't try to walk in them. Their top heavy bulk makes me trip.