Friday, October 26, 2007

I KNEW IT!!!




I have a theory that deeply suspicious, secretive people are themselves up to no good. Well...
Tonight at the psychiatrist's party, the hostess cornered me and told me that she has on good authority that the DWiP is having an affair with a board member.
Yes, the "good Catholic" is sneaking off on all those three hour lunches, day-long trips to Austin and morning breakfasts in order to bone some old doctor.
No wonder she's been such a bitch--she's been walking on the wild side, balancing Catholic guilt with middle-aged titillation.

Isn't it too delicious?

6 comments:

bigsis said...

Very interesting. I figured she was hooked up with someone who empowered her to behave so horribly. Too bad you learned this dirt so late in the game.

karenzipdrive said...

We all thought she had some kind of power behind her. Turns out she probably did.

Julien Sharp said...

There was no other way that two strong and capable employees, plus many others, were run out and no repercussion on the "boss" for the unbelievable expense of that kind of turnover.
J

Lulu Maude said...

Gawd. Doncha hate shit like that?

Anonymous said...

So, now what are you going to do to earn money for catfood?

dguzman said...

eeewwwww iickkkk!!! gross. It's sad how easily some people give away their souls and do *whatever* it takes to gain power.

I hope that doctor she's banging has old grandpa breath.