Saturday, May 24, 2008

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie

From this:


To this:






I have nothing to say about Jodie Foster's taste in women, because I realize that a great personality and chemistry trumps looks and age any day.
But I have one little problem with her new love Cindy Mort.
Mort created and wrote the highly obnoxious HBO show, "Tell Me You Love Me," featuring a cast of extremely plain (if not downright homely) looking actors and the most smackingly loud, sticky, creepy sex scenes imaginable.
I'm no prude, but I do not need to see heterosexual intercourse shot from a camera angle aimed between the legs of a man with giant red bouncing testicles.
I have no need to witness a woman in her late 60's sucking an old man's penis, either.
Mort may be considered a talented writer and creator in Hollywood, but if, "Tell Me You Love Me" is the best example of her oeuvre, then she sucks.

In the partners category of Zipdrive's Celebrity Lesbian Awards, I gotta give the gold to Ellen DeGeneres for Portia DiRossi, the silver to Rosie O'Donnell for Kelli Carpenter, and sorry Jodie, but you won't be getting the bronze for either of your women, especially not this new one and her smacky, sticky creepy sex scenes.
Yeecch!

14 comments:

FranIAm said...

That is so wrong.

And I think I am very, very glad that while having recorded all those episodes of "TMYLM" on my dvr, I never watched a one.

karenzipdrive said...

Oh Fran, I beg you to watch at least the first two episodes. The show is so obnoxious you'll die laughing. And the horrible panel that comments on each episode afterwards is even worse.

Dusty said...

I never saw that show and I think I would have had nightmares if I had.

Dusty said...

I forgot to mention...Portia is beautiful..is she acting anymore? I havent' seen her in any shows since Allie McBeal.

karenzipdrive said...

Portia appeared in Nip/Tuck in 2007-8 and will be appearing in a movie called Arrested Development in 2009.
She may not be making the kind of money Ellen is, but she's no moocher.

bigsis said...

It would probably be the wise thing for Jody and best thing for her family to buckle down and wait out the shock of aging until she can accept its inevitability. But I guess she chose the manly way out, believing that new love will return her youth.

Who knows? I'm sure the entire family, including her new/old love will be vacationing in the south of France together next month.

bigsis said...

Hmmm, I hate to sound shallow but I just pulled up a couple of pix of Cydney Bernard. I don't think Jody is into looks (obviously) but Cydney is stooped over and her face looks like it was carved out of cornbread. Time hasn't been kind to Cydney and it doesn't look like she's put forth any effort to care for herself.

MJ said...

Dude, please read your first sentence and then read your last sentence (paragraph.)

While I certainly can appreciate a fair amount of celeb dish - this kinda hits below the belt. I love Jodie and I think she's been a real pioneer in a-list privacy. I don't judge my friends on the physical attractiveness of their partners, so I won't judge JF.

I'd rather just imagine it were me instead... Because I am SOOooo much better looking. And smart. And I could write a crappy TV show too... Damn it!

Karen Zipdrive said...

MJ, the difference being you are not a celebrity and you haven't had your pioneering a-list privacy violated because you got caught cheating on your long-term partner.
But you're absolutely right about my shallow comments at the end.
I can be terribly shallow at times, often in fact.
I can honestly say I'm so damn shallow, if I had the beauty, the acting skills and the fortune Jodie Foster has, my girlfriend would likely be smokin' hot.
And if there's a term more smokin' hot than smokin' hot, then she'd probably be that.
She'd be so hot, I doubt I'd want to stay in the closet.

:)

dguzman said...

What happened? I mean, not too long ago Jodie was coming out and thanking her "beautiful" partner, and now she's dumped her for this other chick? Sheesh. Whatev.

karenzipdrive said...

I guess Jodie is like a lot of married people- thank the spouse in public while they're screwing the girlfriend on the side.

bigsis said...

I think the "beautiful partner" thing was triggered by guilt.

karenzipdrive said...

Oh, me too, sis.
Give the old girl her due, right before getting caught fucking a newer model.

MBesterman said...

Kelli Carpenter is great in person -- and I've never found Jodie Foster to be that pretty. While in college I wanted to go to Yale to find Jennifer Beals (from Flashdance circa 1983 not Jodie Foster). Not that anyone was asking ....