Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Sweet n' Sour

Sweet:
Rush Limbaugh, the OxyContin gulping male version of Ann Coulter, was detained for three hours Monday at the Palm Beach airport because he possessed a bottle of Viagra that was not prescribed to him.
What's wrong, Rush? Are you so gross that even your own dick is turned off?

Sour:
Just because Bush's Keystone Kops FEMA screwed up their initial reaction to Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, does that mean they forever get a pass on the whole thing?
You'd think Bush and HLS "director" Chertoff would want to correct their initial misdeeds with a superior follow-up effort, but news report say more than $2 billion in taxpayer money has been wasted on fraudulent claims, bogus reconstruction contractors and so on.
They can't get it right at any stage, but I guess they figured once they were branded as incompetents at the start, what the hell, may as well screw up the whole thing to the finish.

9 comments:

BigSis said...

This stuff almost makes me want to run for some office just just to cash in on the slam dunk parade of screw ups and bullshit. Where is someone, ANYONE, who'll speak up and let the emporer know he's naked?

BigSis said...

hoo boy, Bob Cesca on Rush and Viagra:

"Wood on loan from God"

Priceless.

in.dog.neato said...

I wanna know what exactly Rush Limbug was doing in the Dominican Republic that required Viagra. There's only one thing you take that stuff for...no, it's not for yer cholesterol, it's not for your blood pressure, and it sure ain't for your heart...I also wanna know if his wife was with him. If she wasn't, fatass has got some splainin to do.

Isn't it a federal law that says you must have clear markings on all prescription drugs...and that to be in posession of prescription drugs that aren't yours (i.e., don't have your name on the bottle) is a violation of said law? I can't think of a single reason why a doctor stateside would jeopardize his license to 'give' a script to a known addict and not ensure that addict's name was on the bottle.

One thing's for sure...EVERYONE now knows that Big Talking Rushie has problems with his pecker!

At any rate, he's gone and viloated his probation and hopefully will be bitchin it for a brotha in prison real soon. If memory serves, he's been everything BUT racist in his disparaging remarks toward minorities and 'druggies.'

Karen Zipdrive said...

Sis, you oughtta run for office but you're too polite.
I have an idea...
You run and I'll write your stump speeches. WHAM!
Doggo, I have to wonder if Viagra is considered a controlled substance that could qualify as a probation violation.
I mean, if his 300 OxyContin a day habit didn't get his ass busted, I somehow doubt his papa woody pills would.
Let's just take what pleasure we can in knowing that Rush needs medication to function sexually.
Like Bob Dole, those GOP guys can't seem to get it up.

Lulu Maude said...

Somewhere in the blogosphere a wag noted that there's quite a bit of sex tourism in the D.R.

Just a coincidence, though, I'm sure.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Well, I sure as hell wouldn't be shocked if Limbaugh was heading to the DR to grab some illicit sex.
But wasn't he coming back from the DR?
Maybe even the whores wouldn't do him.

in.dog.neato said...

if he was coming BACK from the DR...one of two things..he picked up the pecker pills whilst he was there because for some reason he has a little trouble getting scrips here in the U.S., OR as you insenuated...he shuffled off to the DR for a perverted escapade and forgot the pills were in his luggage.

Karen Zipdrive said...

...or he just couldn't find anyone to use them for.

in.dog.neato said...

question being...is he into little boys or little girls?

i've done some checking, and listened to a few lawyers, and apparently, if Limbug can't pony up proof that the pills were his, the bust is sufficient enough to be in violation of the conditions of his probation.

If I were either of the two doctors listed on the bottle, it would be highly unlikely that i'd risk my medical lisence to cover for that slimeball.