Everyone knows by now I love reality TV, especially most of The Real Housewives series on Bravo.
The Real Housewives of New York City is arguably the best of the lot. Combine money with snobbery and an unending quest for unearned fame and there you have it.
One such housewife is the 'Countess' Luann Deleseps, who was married to a doughy old French count who dumped her for a young Ethiopian woman.
Now that she's single, she's really letting her fame go to her head and thinking she has talent there's clearly no reason to think.
Here she is, cutting her new single, "Elegance Is Learned."
It's truly one of the most awful scenes in the history of television.
Before you click play, be sure you don't need to pee because we don't want any mishaps, now do we?