Friday, April 30, 2010

Yeah, Offshore Drilling Is a Great Idea

To all the drill, baby, drill enthusiasts: fuck you.
The waters off the Louisiana coast are filled with thick, oozing oil, courtesy of British Petroleum (BP).
Yep, when British Bush-Buddy Tony Blair agreed to join the idiot in attacking Iraq-- as a thank you, Bush gave Blair's buddies at British Petroleum carte blanch to compete in America with American oil companies.
And it seems they are competing...especially with Exxon oil, whose Exxon Valdez tanker sprung a leak and managed to pollute the waters off the Alaskan coast.
Offshore drilling is a very bad idea.
Too many idiot petroleum industry employees make too many stupid mistakes that result in catastrophes like the one floating near Louisiana right now.
In summary: Fuck you George Bush, fuck you Tony Blair, fuck you Sarah Palin, fuck you Michael Steele, fuck you Exxon, and double fuck you BP.


Fran said...

The same week the "catastrophic" oil platform exploded, killed 11 people & was spewing oil into the Gulf, 3 days later, Palin delivered her pre fabbed speech of how we need to :

"open up all of America’s continental shelves to drilling."

“Production of our resources means security for Americans and jobs for American workers,” she said.
She also called for drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and addressed head-on environmentalists against her plan. She argued America has more stringent environmental restrictions than many of the foreign governments we currently rely on for oil.

“So environmentalists are kind of hypocritical on this one,” she said. “I don’t know how environmentalists can sleep at night.”

>>>> Not a word about those who lost their lives. And now the "jobs" she is talking about will be those of trying to remove oil from wildlife & sensitive estuaries & literally hundreds of species that will suffer.

I wonder if Palin is still reading the same damned script or someone told the idiot maybe she should focus on "freedom" & drop the offshore oil, drill baby drill pitch for now?

I heard BP should have installed a remote off switch cap in the well, but skipped that-- now we have a huge disaster on our hands.

Oh well, Sarah can continue to collect her $75,000 to $100,000 speaking fees & that's all that really matters, right?

Iain said...

And BP have recent form on this too.

The Independent Rage said...

How can you possibly leave musical group The Trammps out of that laundry list? After all, it was their song "Disco Inferno" that served as the inspiration for the "Drill Baby Drill" mantra. I say FUCK The Trammps TOO!

nonnie9999 said...

don't forget newtie. they should drill into his fat ass. i bet there are hundreds of pounds of blubber people can use for energy. the assholes don't even have enough class to mention the people who died and express regret.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fuck the Trammps indeed.
As for Palin and Steele, I'd love to cover them head to toe in Louisiana coastal oil sludge, then personally scrub it off them using a steel bristle brush, Clorox and Boraxo.
Then to treat their raw skin after the scrubbing, I'd like to coat them with rancid whale oil.
And Newt Gingrich? I think a petroleum sludge high colonic is in order.

Distributorcap said...

sarah should be forced to suck up the oil with one of her bendy straws