Thursday, April 29, 2010

Sex Addiction Clinics: How Conveeeenient



I think I have figured out the recent onslaught of cheaters going to sex addiction clinics to get treatment.
It's very simple.
If you make the news for getting caught cheating and you have money, you get to call it an addiction and go for treatment.
If you have no fame or money and just like to have a lot of sex, run around on your significant other, or get caught screwing someone you shouldn't be, you're just a plain old horn-dog.
These days, too many people are blaming their behaviors on mental illness:
alcoholic, rageoholic, sexoholic, shopoholic, dopeoholic, workoholic, sweetoholic, ad nauseam.
The only sexual diagnosis I accept is nymphomania. It's old school, plus they seem like really fun people. ;)

3 comments:

Matthew Hubbard said...

You wouldn't believe the number of nymphomaniacs who turned me down. It starts to hurt a man's pride after a while.

nonnie9999 said...

some of the papers are saying that carla bruni is screwing around, and sarkozy isn't, but his people are spreading the rumor that he is fooling around, because it's better for his image to be a cheater instead of just cheated on.

Karen Zipdrive said...

My source in Paris tells me sexual fidelity is "a bourgeois concept."
From the sound of it, the Sarkozys agree.