A Disoriented Bush Heads to the Orient
When in doubt, leave the country!
Just to be on the safe side, Bush is including scenic Mongolia on his itinerary. He probably reckons they don't have news or the Internets there, so they won't know enough to heckle him for being such a total, global jerk.
I can just hear his opening remarks:
"I just want to thank all you Mongoloid folks for invitin' me to visit."