Tuesday, November 15, 2005

A Disoriented Bush Heads to the Orient

When in doubt, leave the country!
Just to be on the safe side, Bush is including scenic Mongolia on his itinerary. He probably reckons they don't have news or the Internets there, so they won't know enough to heckle him for being such a total, global jerk.
I can just hear his opening remarks:
"I just want to thank all you Mongoloid folks for invitin' me to visit."

2 comments:

CLD said...

Heh... we know who's actually the mentally-challenged one.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hearing what he said to the Chinese, I believe he is retarded.
Rule number one: If you owe someone more than $100 billion, do not lecture to them about anything.